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Sunday 23 November, 2008
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INDO-PAK War......



 



 



INDO-PAK
War......

 



 



Pak army decides to launch a Nuke-missile
towards India... They don't need any permission from their government, and
promptly launch the missile.




Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8
seconds, the Indian army detects it and decides to launch a missile in
retaliation. But they


need permission from the Government of India. They submit
their request to the Indian President.




The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime
Minister calls an emergency


Lok Sabha session after three days. When the LS meets,
there are several walk-outs and


severe protests by the opposition, so it is adjourned
indefintely.




However, the President asks for a quick decision.



The Pak missile, meanwhile, failed to take off due to
unknown reasons.


Their attempts for a launch are still on.



Meanwhile, the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority
because an


outside party withdraws support. The President asks the PM
to prove majority


next week.



The ruling party is unable to get a confidence vote, and a
caretaker government


is installed. The acting PM decides to permit the armed
forces to launch the


Nuclear Missile. But the Election Commission says that a
caretaker Government


cannot take such a decision because elections are at the
door and this decision


will affect the swing of votes in the election. A public
interest litigation


(PIL) is filed in the supreme court of India, alleging
misuse of power by the


Election commission.



Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says acting
PM is authorized


to take this decision.



In between all this, one of the Pak missiles successfully
takes off,


and falls 367 miles away from the target. The Missile falls
on a government


building at 1100 AM.



But since no employees have reached work, there are no
casualties.




The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies
from China.




US condemns use of a nuclear missile by Pakistan, and
offers to send its


seventh fleet to the Indian Ocean. The Indian government,
wary of the move,


declines.



Finally, the Indian government decides to launch a nuclear
missile, after


convening an all party meeting. It's been three months
since the army


first sought permission. Pro-humanity, anti-nuclear
activists come on board


against the government's decision.



Human chains are being made in New York, LA and Washington
for peace.


Indians are sending protest email requesting that it be
"forwarded to as many Indians as possible".




On the Pakistan side, missiles keep failing. At times they
fail to take-off,


at other times the payload gets detached from the missile
during flight.




Some missiles deviate from target due to high-speed winds
blowing over Rajasthan,


and have to be neutralized by Pakistan, as these missiles
are now moving backwards


towards Karachi.



Finally, a missile smuggled from USA is used. The Pakistan
army is


unable to understand its software, so it hits its original
destination Russia.




Russians successfully intercept the missile and in
retaliation, launch a Nuclear


missile towards Islamabad.



The missile hit the target and creates havoc. Pakistan
cries for help.


It asks for loans from IMF and the world bank.



India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and
sends in a million dollars worth of soap.




The War ends.

 



 





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